If you are a man, you should be able to eat this...

I have like 5 of these a day! With no bread...yeah...

Mmmmmm Sushi....


Today was my mom's Chinese birthday! My dad took us out at a Chinese buffet for lunch and I had two plates of this. MmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm...

The Five Toughest Questions For Men

1. What are you thinking about?

2.  Do you love me?

3.  Do I look fat?

4.  Do you think she is prettier than me?

5.  What would you do if I died?

Here is the problem:  If the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth), every single one is absolutely guaranteed to explode into a major argument. 

As a public service, I analyze each question and provide the possible answers.

#1:  What are you thinking about?

The best answer to this is:

"I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear.  I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." 

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which is, most likely, one of the following:

a. Baseball.

b. Football.

c. How fat you are.

d. How much prettier she is than you.

e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best classic response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg:  "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

#2:  Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!"

If you feel a more detailed answer is in order:
"Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Yah, sure, you betcha.

b. Would it make you feel better if I said "yes"?

c. That depends on exactly what you mean by love.

d. Does it matter?

e. Who, me?

#3:  Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic:
"Of course not!"

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?

b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.

c. A little extra weight looks good on you.

d. I've seen fatter.

e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

#4:  Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic:
"Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality.

b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.

c. Not as pretty as you, when you were her age.

d. It depends on how you define pretty.

e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

#5:  What would you do if I died?

This is the all-time, no-win question.

(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

There is no good answer.

No matter how you answer, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

Woman:   Would you get married again?

Man:   Definitely not!

Woman:   Why not?  Don't you like being married?

Man:   Of course I do.

Woman:   Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Man:   Okay, I'd get married again.

Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Man:   Yes, I would.

Woman:   (After a long pause)  Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Man:   Where else would we sleep?

Woman:   Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Man:   That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Woman:   And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Man:   She can't use them; she's left-handed.

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Source: http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/hum1/5_questions_for_men.htm

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The problem here is, I always tell the truth...

ITG Accomplishment...

Mechanical Love - 95.24% (Up from 88%!)

USB card got 'no name', so no screenshot...  Here's a vid of the stepchart for those who wonders how hard it is.  The speed is 170 bpm.  Hopefully, I might be able to * (aka 96%) it.  Still trying to improve my stamina in this game...

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April 2009 - Today was a good day. After long brutal days of cold winter, I took the opportunity enjoying the day with quick bike trip around Toronto. I've took many pictures. I've also found myself a mushroom house living near Jarvis and King. Oh how I love the downtown area!
    

The week after, I've solo bike trip up the Don Trail from Wellington to Lawrence. (pictures) I didn't take many pictures though mainly because the trees still had bare branches.

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May 2009 - We've finally hired a new person at my work place. That bring the employee up to 6! I've finally have someone in the same room to chit chat while working. Finally, my office days wouldn't be that boring as much.

This month, I've also taken my little cousin to Ontario Place. I haven't been to Ontario Place for a while now since it mostly sucks. But not all of it was that bad. They manage change some things such as adding a dinosaur theme throughout the entire park and having new Atom Blaster play area where kids shoot and throw foam balls at each other. (pictures)

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June 2009 - This was a crazy month. Me, Freddy and Sonny did a 120 km bike trip from Toronto to Hamilton (and back)! Don't believe me?!?! Here are the pictures and video!! We left 12 noon and came back just before 12 midnight.
 
 
Also at the end of June, I've hosted another big Summer BBQ get together at my place. Like always there was a lot of food. We had about 10-15 people over. Sonny, Fred and other played SF4 on my the PS3. I've pwn Daniel, Ant, Tommy, Kev and Nels at texas hold'em poker. I have no pictures though since I was too busy looking after eveyrone, cooking and cleaning up after the party.

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July 2009 - Today was the Playdium - Summer Speedy Streams ITG tournament!!! I haven't been to a tournament since the Whitby tournament back in January. This tournament was all custom songs and it was a swiss bracket double elimination. There were 26 entrants (3 Quebecers, 1 American and everyone else from Toronto). Sadly the top 4 people were the 3 Quecbers and 1 American. Really, what the helll?!?! This always happen every time Toronto hosts an ITG tournament. An outsider always takes first place. But now, all the outside outranked everyone from Toronto in the end of the tournament. Grrr...

Other than that, the tournament was super fun and we've met so many cool people. It was even cooler hanging out with the outsiders after the tournament. Enough chit chat. Here are the pictures and videos!
   
That is all for now until the next update.